After seeing the horrendous names some fathers choose to name their daughters, I had two thoughts: 1. Thank goodness my mother took control and chose my name, and 2. I’m SO GLAD (in my best Robyn Dixon voice) that my wife and I won’t have these problems when we start having children.

Several commenters were also stunned by the names some fathers give their daughters. Some users couldn’t get over Javier, Kiwi Bacon, and other names Christal mentioned and said they deserved a complimentary legal name change.

“I’m a firm believer that everyone should be legally entitled to one free name re-roll,” one commenter shared.

Other commenters shared that they also have names their fathers “gifted” them. Or, at least, tried to.

“My dad’s name is Clifton, and my mom was tryna name me Cliffany,” a commenter wrote.

“My dad is Leon... My name is Leona, and my sister's name is Leonetta. We Leon's kids,” another wrote.

“My name was supposed to be Pegasus. Thank God for my grandma stepping in,” a third fortunate user said.

Moral of the story: Ask what baby names a man has in mind on the first date, and run if he’s thinking of any of the ones similar to the ones Christal listed!