If you love Ron Swanson, then you will identify with the following quotes from the show.
- There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that’s lying about being milk.
- When I eat, it is the food that is scared.
- I regret nothing. The end.
- Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something
- The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.
- Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream, or be nothing.
- I’ve cried twice in my life. Once when I was 7 and hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Lil' Sebastian had passed.
- I’m a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.
- Don’t start chasing applause and acclaim. That way lies madness.
- If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party.
- Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are useless.
