Your best bet is to hit up the National Auctioneers Association in order to start your career in a very specific brand of tongue-twisting sales. 

But the curriculum isn't just centered on fast-talking techniques.

These highly specialized schools can also teach a person how to operate their own auctioning business, how to facilitate sales contracts, and how to establish connections with other auctioneers. So if it was always your dream to call on people to compete with their dollars, you may want to hit up one of these programs.

Speaking of Emily Wears, she's actually an award-winning auctioneer: yes there are awards for this line of work. And while she's probably best known for her tenure on Storage Wars, she's made a pretty great career for herself outside of the popular reality TV series.