If you can't take  the heat, then don't ask to be roasted. It's that simple.

The RoastMe Reddit page reads: "Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback. (As defined by urbandictionary) Hone your roasting skills, meet other roasters, and get yourself roasted! Everybody needs to laugh at themselves! And other people, of course!"