Boy math is a coping mechanism for guys to avoid conflict, preserve their ego, and bond with other guys. It can also be a way to avoid responsibilities and make bad decisions. These are our favorite tweets describing boy math thus far.
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Respectfully, get over yourself.
Boy math is also saying "I'm sorry you feel this way" instead of "I'm sorry for what I did.'
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Beyoncé would be another story, though.
This ain't it, bro.
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This could also be cross-categorized as boy english.
Boy math is needing to go to therapy.
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Unbelievable!
Most male-led podcasts employ boy math.
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She's just not that into you.
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Lots of male actors love using this type of boy math.
You're the problem, not her.
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News flash: If you're not the only one in the bedroom, then you're not the only one who should feel pleasure.
The disrespect!
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Women don't want you or your money, fool!
