Noonie, 27, is something of a mainstay at Sacramento County Jail, having been there for 13 months on pimping and pandering charges. "Some people call me sweetie, some people call me needy," she says when we first meet her. Noonie is best friends with Monster, and together the inmates pretty much run the place — demonstrating how to use toilets to talk to inmates on other floors and making "pruno," an orange hooch she and her friends enjoy.

But Noonie is definitely one inmate you wouldn't want to cross. When we meet her, she's in the middle of four fights, and by the time we leave in the season finale, one inmate is fearing for her life because "Noonie has a knife and she was going to shank me." Yikes.