Matthew, how did you get into our minds and ask all of the questions we also have for the Love Is Blind cast?

Take the celeb hubby's blast of Jimmy when he demanded via DM, "Jimmy man you can't friend request the other chick. What are you doing?"

Um, yep.

Our thoughts exactly!

Or how about Matthew's suggestion for Johnny about getting a vasectomy? He even hilariously says he can hook the reality star up with his own doctor! Please, let this happen.

But perhaps the best DM is to the commander-in-chief, President Joe Biden. No, for real. Matthew asks the leader of the free world if he is "watching this s--t?"