Funny Math Jokes for Teachers and Kids

Funny Math Jokes for Teachers and Kids

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There are plenty of good math jokes under this category that will make you laugh.

  • Henry had 50 cookies. He ate 20 of them. What does he have now? - Stomachache.
  • Why did Pi get its driver's license revoked? - Because it didn't know when to stop.
  • What did the acorn say when it grew up? - Ge-om-e-try! (Gee, I'm a tree!).
  • Bob has 39 candy bars. He ate 29. What does he have now? - Diabetes.
  • What's the official animal of Pi day? - The Pi-thon!
  • What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? - Pumpkin pi.
  • What do you call an empty parrot cage? - A polygon. (A polly gone.)
  • Why couldn't the number four get into the nightclub? - Because it was too square.
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