Puns have always achieved the purpose of rhyme and humour. Some of them here will help you ease off after the day’s stress.
1. Q: Why do fishes always have bad grades?
A: They are below sea level.
2. Q. Where does an unwell fish go?
A: To see a doctor.
3. Q: Why has the little girl refused to eat the sushi?
A: She thinks it appears fishy.
4. Q: What name do you call a fish that features in a movie?
A. Starfish.
5. Q: What do you teach a fish on its day in school?
A: The point of no return is the end of a fishing hook.
6. Q. What is the best way to communicate with a fish you have not met for a long time?
A: Give it a line.
7. Q: In what way can you tune a fish?
A: Change its scales.
8. Q: A fisherman can not do well as a boxer.
A: He can only throw hooks.
9. Q: What name do you give to a fish that does not subscribe to war?
A: A pacifisht.
10. Q: What was the shark’s friend’s comment when her boyfriend left her?
A: There is much fish inside the sea.
11. Have you seen a shy fish before?
A: They are too koi.
12. Q: What was the offence of the young fish in class?
A: He was talking to someone over the shell phone.
13. Why do fish dwell at the ocean bottom?
A: They could not finish school; they dropped out.
14. What was the name of the standout artist in the fish band?
A: A bass player.
15. Q: What is the reason the chef gave for quitting his job at the diner?
A: He left because he got an opportunity to fry a bigger fish.
16. Q: Who won the best employee during the balloon factory employees' award ceremony?
A: The male blowfish.
