Being part of a family is the sweetest feeling because it has hilarious moments. Sending your loved ones funny family quotes will keep them smiling all day.
- Children brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. – Ralph Bus
- Good News is that holidays are about family. Bad News is it has to be your own family.
- In some families, “please” is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was “sorry.” – Margaret Laurence
- Parents are not interested in justice; they’re interested in peace and quiet. – Bill Cosby
- My family is my life, and everything else comes second as far as what’s important to me. – Michael Imperioli
- A family reunion is an effective form of birth control. – Robert A. Heinlein
- The other night, I ate at a nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin
- I have found the best way to advise your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. – Harry S. Truman
- If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members, not Present” and "Subjects Discussed" were the same. – Robert Brault
- Families are messy. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is to remind each other that we're related for better or worse. – Rick Riordan
- When our relatives are at home, we must think of all their good points, or it would be impossible to endure them. – George Bernard Shaw
- As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. – Buddy Hackett
- Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million-dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.– Jim Bishop
- Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller
- Never raise your hand to your children. It leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben
- I think a dysfunctional family is any family with more than one person. – Mary Karr
