It is good to have at least one all-purpose toast in your memory bank to use as you raise your glass at the perfect moment. These catchy phrases can save the day with a sentiment beyond "Cheers!
- May our penises always be harder than our lives.
- Our friendship is like old wine of vintage, rare and fine. A toast to many happy days, rare good luck and pleasant ways.
- Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says to love your enemy.
- Cheers to beers and legs behind your ears.
- May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.
- Here's to champagne for our real friends and real pain for our fake friends.
- Here's to alcohol, which often makes one see double and feel single.
- I would rather be with the people in this room than with the finest people I know.
- May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty.
- Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that.
- It is around the table that friends understand best the warmth of being together.
- Here's to your good health. May you live to be as old as your jokes.
- May we never meet a friend coming down when climbing the hill of prosperity.
- There are good ships, and there are wood ships, the ships that sail the sea. But the best ships are friendships, And may they always be.
- Here's to good friends: never above you, never below you, always beside you.
