One-liners do not have to bring the cringe, they are as simple as a phrase, but they make you laugh at any time. Check out some exciting duck one-liners you can share with your family and friends.
- What do you call a duck that breaks into people's houses? A robber ducky!
- What do you say about French ducks? They have a certain je ne sais quack about them.
- Ducks don't enjoy being stressed-they quack under pressure.
- Why don't ducks make plans? They prefer to wing it!
- What do pre-teen ducks hate? Voice quacks.
- A duck and a man are walking in a park. Suddenly, the man notices a frisbee flying in the air and yells, duck! The duck looks back at the man and yells, man!
- What did the duck say when she bought new lipstick? Please put it in my bill!
- What did the cow tell the duck when she heard she won the lottery? You lucky duck!
- What show do ducks watch on TV? Duckumentaries.
- What did the flying golf ball yell to the mallards in the pond? Duck!
The above are some great duck jokes, puns, sayings and one-liners. Be sure that your family and friends will keel over in laughter when you share the jokes with them.
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Source: Legit.ng
