Enjoy these terrible puns that have no business being so funny:
- Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
- The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights.
- I lost my mood ring and I don’t know how to feel about it!
- Why was Dumbo sad? He felt irrelephant.
- Becoming a vegetarian is one big missed steak.
- It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
- Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.
- Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever.
- My wife tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn’t letter. They said only mails work here.
- I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
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Source: Legit.ng
