These jokes are best listened to with friends as the wave from the laughter may pull you down. You need someone to catch you when you get on the floor.
17. Baby Eddy was searching for bait for fishing in the garden with his mum. He discovered something with many legs and dangled it in front of his mom.
18. Q: Why did Noah put a few fish in the ark?
A: There were just two worms available.
19. Q: What name will you give to a fish who will never keep quite?
A: Big-mouthed bass!
20. Q: What type of song is best suited for those fishing?
A: Catchy song
21. Q: What were you told concerning the fight at the seafood restaurant?
A: Two fish battered themselves!
22. Q: How does a fish move from one location to another place during a golf game?
A: Through a golf carp.
23. Q: Why do you think it is less hard to weigh a fish?
A: Their scales are different from others.
24. An attendant: Boy, did you not look at the sign?
Boy: I did not come to fish. I want to teach those worms the way to swim.
25. Q: Where is the best vacation destination for goldfish?
A: Around the entire globe.
26. Q: What do you get when you cross a fishing lure with a gym sock?
A: A hook, line and stinker!
27. Q: Does a fish swim in school?
A: Yes, because it cannot trek.
28. Q: Where does a fish save its money?
A: In the riverbank.
29. An American monastery ran into some financial difficulties, and they started a fish and chips business to enable them to get some money. One fateful day, a customer comes and knocks at the door. One of the monks opens the door, and the customer asks him, “Sir, are you the new fish friar?” The monk replied, “no, I am the chip monk.”
