Humorous quotes can help improve your productivity at work on a dull Monday. Here are some great quotes for work for the first day of the week.
- Hello first Monday. May I ask a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?
- There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on the first Monday.
- My week is like, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, blink Monday.
- Dear Monday. I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not you, it’s me.
- It’s been a long week, me, first Monday, and 9.17 am.
- Monday is the reason Sunday s*cks.
- Monday is being canceled, go back to work.
- Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us.
- Monday, nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.
- Warning! Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday. Please note that staying awake all night does not prevent Monday. There is no cure.
- What do you call a person whose happy on Monday? Retired.
- Shortest horror story: Monday.
- Does running away from Monday count as cardio?
- Monday is one of my favorite day of the week. Seventh favorite.
